I had the absolutely worst day shopping today. First, I picked up my little one from her mom’s house. No big deal and it actually went really well. Then, I took the kids to the mall for some lunch and a little more school shopping.
First, we went to lunch at Oscars. My little one was absolutely horrible! She wouldn’t sit down and wanted to be all over the place. Every time I would put her back in her set, she would flip out and start yelling. I was so very frustrated because I was feeding my son. He was hungry too and cannot feed himself. So as I am trying to feed my son, this little turd was running around and being so very bad.
After lunch, we went looking for backpacks. All day long, my little one was flipping out. If she didn’t get her way, she would stary yelling this high pitched scream and lay on the ground. It was very difficult for me to shop, push my son in his wheel chair, and carry a bunch of bags.
After back packs, we went shoe shopping. What a crock of shit that was. I was trying to get my oldest daughter some shoes but again, my youngest was running all over the place. And again, it was difficult to find my oldest daughter some shoes. I tried putting my youngest in her stroller but she flipped out again. I finally got done shopping for shoes and was soooo looking forward to going home and having a beer and at least a pack and a half of smokes.
I realized that I needed more milk before I came home. I decided to go to Kmart because I still haven’t bought my oldest daughters back pack. She REALLY wanted one with wheels. I wasn’t going to let her down.
Now, we are at Kmart. We just walk in and start going down an aisle and I notice my youngest is not with me…again. She was behind me looking at make-up. When I called her, she would not listen to me at all. So I went and picked her up, she immediately started screaming.
I was able to calm her down and I thought that was it. Boy was I wrong! She wanted something in the baby section and I said “NO”. She hit the ground and started her whole crying and screaming thing again. I have NEVER wanted to spank my daughter as much as I did at this point in time. I almost didn’t care who heard, saw, or even if the cops were called.
I was able to get my daughter her back pack with wheels. Now, we are paying. As I am paying, my youngest was running around circles at the doors. My oldest daughter is trying really hard to help me out by chasing her around. Then that little shit made her way outside. I had to stop paying while there was a line in back of me, and go chase my little girl.
Finally paid and on the way home. I am so relieved that I am home now. I really need a bunch of beer and smokes.



And wasn’t that the shopping day from hell. Sit down, relax, let me pour you a few . . . dozen . . . beers.
Seriously, I hope you were able to relax a bit when you got home.
LOL! Sorry, had to laugh. Was it because she was psycho bitch?