- Thats me!
Today I made the kids a “Reward Board”. I got really sick of always picking up after them and stuff. So I started giving them allowance based on their ages. With my reward system, I can give them more money, or take money away when they do not do their chores.
Tonight just before we were done eating dinner, my oldest daughter said she would clean the whole table and all if I shaved my face. I have a goatee and have not shaved it for years upon years. I didn’t think anything of it and personally didn’t think she would do that great of a job. Boy was I wrong!!!
My oldest daughter cleaned the table & dishes like I couldn’t believe. I was so pissed! So, I HAD to shave my goatee off.
I feel so naked! I am looking at my baby butt feeling face and just don’t feel like a man anymore. To me, my mouth looks really small, almost like a butthole. I am really bummed out! I wish I didn’t make that bet. But, at least I stuck to it.
I hope you like the picture I provided. Any hot ladies, give me a call.
You look fine! You’re just missing the “protection” of the goatee. Besides, you can always grow it back, right. You didn’t tell your daughter that you’d keep it off, did you? And didn’t anyone ever tell you NEVER EVER make a bet with a child, especially your own? They always seem to win. Always.
P.S. I’ll pass your photo along to some of my “hot” younger friends. “Hot” guys don’t grow on trees you know.