Her mother found herself another boyfriend to take advantage of. She [...]]]> My oldest daughter adores her mother for some reason, even after she has broken her little heart time and time again. My girlfriend told me just the other day that my daughter said she wanted to be just like her mom. That really disturbs me.

Her mother found herself another boyfriend to take advantage of. She started going to my daughter’s school on Wednesdays to spend some time with the girls, my daughter gets out of school early on Wednesdays. Her boyfriend was the one driving her to see her kids.

Fortunately, her boyfriend broke up with her (that’s another story we will get into in another story…but it’s a good one). The past two Wednesdays my daughter has anticipated her mother picking her up from school but it never happened. She anticipated it because her mother said she would.

I always stand right out in front of her classroom when school is out. Usually, the door swings open and I can see my daughter in line behind everyone else waving to me from inside the classroom. It is actually one of the highlights of my day. But the past two Wednesdays she is looking for her mother. When she doesn’t see her, she just walks over to me, buries her face in my chest, and starts to cry. My heart drops and I just sit there and hold her a bit until she is ready to walk to the car.

Yesterday, she tried calling her mother. She was getting mad that it wouldn’t let her leave a message. I listened to it and found that she had either changed her phone number or cancelled her cell service. Another broken heart for my daughter. Who knows how long it may be until we hear from her.

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Yesterday when my son woke up, it looked like he got punched in his left eye!!! It is all swollen up but luckily it is not draining anything. This morning when he woke up, it was even worse and now yucky stuff is coming out. He has a doctor’s appointment today so who [...]]]>

My sons eye

Yesterday when my son woke up, it looked like he got punched in his left eye!!! It is all swollen up but luckily it is not draining anything. This morning when he woke up, it was even worse and now yucky stuff is coming out. He has a doctor’s appointment today so who knows what’s going on there.

UPDATE!!!

He had his doctors appointment today and he just has allergies! What the hell!!!

So today I am pressure washing sidewalks and [...]]]> I have been pressure washing the sidewalks and stuff around my house. My dad let me borrow his pressure washer and I have really been doing it because I am starting a new business and wanted to test some stuff to see how long it would take.  

So today I am pressure washing sidewalks and stuff in my back yard. It was a great day for it. It was sunny and hot. I was wearing shorts, floppers, and a tank top. It was really a perfect day for it and I got a ton of stuff done.

So I am outside pressure washing when all of the sudden it gets dark and overcast. I’m pretty much thinking “What the hell”??

All of the sudden it starts to sprinkle. Not little rain drops but really big ones. I didn’t think much of it because the rain water would have actually helped me out. But then it starts to thunder and lightning. My two girls were outside with me when it started to thunder. It was so freaking funny to watch both of them pretty much crap their pants and run inside. I so wish I had my video camera.

So I put my stuff away and got inside. I am really bummed out because I really wanted to get this stuff done. But I will not be working with water when there is lightning around.

Tonight just before we [...]]]>

Thats me!

Today I made the kids a “Reward Board”. I got really sick of always picking up after them and stuff. So I started giving them allowance based on their ages. With my reward system, I can give them more money, or take money away when they do not do their chores.

Tonight just before we were done eating dinner, my oldest daughter said she would clean the whole table and all if I shaved my face. I have a goatee and have not shaved it for years upon years. I didn’t think anything of it and personally didn’t think she would do that great of a job. Boy was I wrong!!!

My oldest daughter cleaned the table & dishes like I couldn’t believe. I was so pissed! So, I HAD to shave my goatee off.

I feel so naked! I am looking at my baby butt feeling face and just don’t feel like a man anymore. To me, my mouth looks really small, almost like a butthole. I am really bummed out! I wish I didn’t make that bet. But, at least I stuck to it.

I hope you like the picture I provided. Any hot ladies, give me a call.

What a bummer! This morning my oldest daughter was playing with my IPhone. It isn’t a big deal because I have a bunch of music and games on there for her and she ALWAYS has it.

This morning she was playing around with it and I heard it drop. She called me in [...]]]>

My Broken IPhone

What a bummer! This morning my oldest daughter was playing with my IPhone. It isn’t a big deal because I have a bunch of music and games on there for her and she ALWAYS has it.

This morning she was playing around with it and I heard it drop. She called me in a really soft voice. I knew what happened because I heard it. So I didn’t answer her. She peaked around the corner and said, “Daddy, something happened”.

She slowly showed me the phone. There it was, the screen all busted up. I told her it was okay and that it was just as much my fault as it was hers because I always let her play with it. I also explained to her that accidents happen and I know she didn’t do it on purpose. I told her I was proud of her for not hiding it and being honest with me.

Luckily, I bought insurance on my phone and can get it fixed anytime. Plus, even though the screen is broken it surprisingly still works great.

First, we went to lunch at Oscars. My little one was [...]]]> I had the absolutely worst day shopping today. First, I picked up my little one from her mom’s house. No big deal and it actually went really well. Then, I took the kids to the mall for some lunch and a little more school shopping.

First, we went to lunch at Oscars. My little one was absolutely horrible! She wouldn’t sit down and wanted to be all over the place. Every time I would put her back in her set, she would flip out and start yelling. I was so very frustrated because I was feeding my son. He was hungry too and cannot feed himself. So as I am trying to feed my son, this little turd was running around and being so very bad.

After lunch, we went looking for backpacks. All day long, my little one was flipping out. If she didn’t get her way, she would stary yelling this high pitched scream and lay on the ground. It was very difficult for me to shop, push my son in his wheel chair, and carry a bunch of bags.

After back packs, we went shoe shopping. What a crock of shit that was. I was trying to get my oldest daughter some shoes but again, my youngest was running all over the place. And again, it was difficult to find my oldest daughter some shoes. I tried putting my youngest in her stroller but she flipped out again. I finally got done shopping for shoes and was soooo looking forward to going home and having a beer and at least a pack and a half of smokes.

I realized that I needed more milk before I came home. I decided to go to Kmart because I still haven’t bought my oldest daughters back pack. She REALLY wanted one with wheels. I wasn’t going to let her down.

Now, we are at Kmart. We just walk in and start going down an aisle and I notice my youngest is not with me…again. She was behind me looking at make-up. When I called her, she would not listen to me at all. So I went and picked her up, she immediately started screaming.

I was able to calm her down and I thought that was it. Boy was I wrong! She wanted something in the baby section and I said “NO”. She hit the ground and started her whole crying and screaming thing again. I have NEVER wanted to spank my daughter as much as I did at this point in time. I almost didn’t care who heard, saw, or even if the cops were called.

I was able to get my daughter her back pack with wheels. Now, we are paying. As I am paying, my youngest was running around circles at the doors. My oldest daughter is trying really hard to help me out by chasing her around. Then that little shit made her way outside. I had to stop paying while there was a line in back of me, and go chase my little girl.

Finally paid and on the way home. I am so relieved that I am home now. I really need a bunch of beer and smokes.